I saw this on the BlogHer website today (via DiabetesMine) and I giggled. After yesterday’s post, it’s so, so true:
Example A: Eating Healthy
“Okay, so…I’m supposed to be lowering my salt and eating only lean proteins, got it. And saturated fat is the enemy. And so is dairy. And so are carbs. And what was that about wheat? Oh, not wheat, just gluten? So no gluten, carbs, dairy, fat or salt. And organic? Organic is better for me? So I should order only free-range, organic, non-gluten, non-salt, non-dairy, fat-free items? But then…huh? How is it possible that fruit can be bad for me, I thought… What? Glycemic index? No, I don’t know — HEY, CAN I HAVE THIS GRAPE OR NOT?”
And then, frustrated and fed up, I order a cheeseburger.