No Worries. Be Happy.
I had a lot of fun writing up a Diabetic’s Version of “Hey, it’s OK!” as seen in Glamour, so I thought I’d do another round. Feel free to contribute in the comments!
… to yell at your insulin pump when it beeps at you.
… to eat cupcakes. Everyday. (Well, OK, maybe not everyday).
… to test your blood sugar five times in a row when you have a good reading in order to get your meter’s average down. It won’t do anything for your actual A1C, but at least it will make you feel better temporarily!
… to wonder why everything in your purse is black (phone, keys, wallet, glucose meter case… no wonder they call it a black hole!)
… to drink juice when you’re not having a low blood sugar. Mimosas are my friend.
… to sometimes think, “You mean I have to do this for rest of my life? FOR SERIOUSLY?” and then want to smack your head against the wall. Don’t do that last part though – it hurts.
… to think your insulin pump is cooler than their insulin pump. (Edit: yes, this is a repeat from last time – but it’s a worthy repeat!)
… to totally not want to blog about diabetes. Or think about it or talk about it, for that matter.
… to be all “WTF!” about stupid things that people say.
… to think you’re the most awesomest person on the planet! (Because you are, and everyone should know it).






This is an awesome post. Well done! I’m printing this & hanging it on my fridge!
How have I not thought to multi-test when I’m at a good level?! HOW?! 19 years and I’ve never thought of that. Brilliant for a bit of a mental boost!
Way to be the ball. And not hit your head against the wall – too much! Greatness. Preach on.
Hehehe! Nice!
I love this post….actually laughed out loud several times (as my hubby stared at me…and then I shared
I am one of those rapid testers to bring my meter average down…and I’ve yelled at my pump and my CGM more times than I can count over the last 3 days! Thanks for making me laugh!
Awesome! I love this post!
…to eat sweet food at the gym – cos you’re low! Duh! Why are all those gym bunnies staring? Oh… Duh!
Awww, love this post!
Love it, made me laugh out loud at work, I am printing it and giving it to my beautiful daughter who lives with type 1 everyday, every minute of her incredible life and doesn’t let it stop her one bit. Thanks for the great giggle!!
Amen to #6! . . . and #7!
But I have to ask, is it ok to . . .
. . . test your blood sugar, like, 3 times in a row because all this talk on the DOC about meters being inaccurate has you paranoid?
. . . not absolutely LOVE your CGM because, really, sometimes that’s just too much information!?!
Just asking! Loved the post!
~Layne
Yes. Those are definitely OK!